Theo, 28, London
A worked example of a male escort listing at £100 an hour. Invented, drawn and annotated.
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Theo, 28, London
Half French, entirely disorganised, currently finishing a music degree I started twice. I play piano well and guitar badly, and I have an unreasonable number of opinions about films made before 1975.
- Age28
- Based inLondon
- Also available inBristol, Brighton
- Height5ft 10in / 178cm
- BuildSlim
- LanguagesEnglish, French
- OrientationBisexual
- Books withWomen, men and couples
- Rate£100 an hour
- TravelCharged at cost outside Zone 2
- Booking lengthOne hour minimum
- Profile statusIllustration, not a live listing
The profile text
Half French, entirely disorganised, currently finishing a music degree I started twice. I play piano well and guitar badly, and I have an unreasonable number of opinions about films made before 1975.
I take bookings from women, from men and from couples, and I am straightforward about which is which when we speak. What people usually say afterwards is that it was easier than they expected. I think that is mostly a matter of not making anything into an occasion.
Short notice is fine. I am often free the same evening.
What this profile is doing
- It is honest about the market it servesWomen, men and couples, stated in one line rather than left for the client to work out from a filter. Ambiguity here wastes everybody's time.
- It has a personality that is not a sales pitch"Entirely disorganised" and "a degree I started twice" would be edited out of most profiles. They are the reason this one is memorable.
- It quotes the feedback rather than claiming the quality"Easier than they expected" does more than any assertion about being attentive.
- It flags the one practical advantage it hasSame-evening availability is a genuine differentiator and it is placed at the end where it belongs.
Theo is invented and the portrait is drawn. This page exists to show how a listing is constructed and there is nobody to book. Where the real profiles are is set out on booking a male escort.
Where to see the rest
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