Callum, 37, Glasgow
A worked example of a male escort listing at £100 an hour. Invented, drawn and annotated.
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Callum, 37, Glasgow
Grew up in Oban, live in Glasgow, spend more weekends than is sensible walking somewhere wet. I fit kitchens for a living, which is less romantic than it sounds and has taught me a great deal about listening to people describe what they want.
- Age37
- Based inGlasgow
- Also available inEdinburgh, Stirling, Newcastle
- Height6ft 2in / 188cm
- BuildBroad
- LanguagesEnglish
- OrientationStraight
- Books withWomen and mixed couples
- Rate£100 an hour
- TravelIncluded in Glasgow and Edinburgh
- Booking lengthTwo hours minimum, overnight available
- Profile statusIllustration, not a live listing
The profile text
Grew up in Oban, live in Glasgow, spend more weekends than is sensible walking somewhere wet. I fit kitchens for a living, which is less romantic than it sounds and has taught me a great deal about listening to people describe what they want.
I am told I am calm company. I do not rush, I do not perform, and I am at ease with couples, which not everyone is. If there is something that needs saying before we meet, say it. I would far rather know.
Bookings across the central belt. Newcastle with a little notice.
What this profile is doing
- The joke about the job is doing real work"Listening to people describe what they want" turns a mundane detail into the most relevant thing on the page.
- Couples are addressed directly"At ease with couples, which not everyone is" is an accurate and useful thing to say, and it is the reason couples will contact him rather than someone else.
- It invites the difficult conversation"If there is something that needs saying before we meet, say it" is the single most useful sentence a profile can contain.
- Geography is specificCentral belt, Newcastle with notice. A client 200 miles away knows immediately where they stand.
Callum is invented and the portrait is drawn. This page exists to show how a listing is constructed and there is nobody to book. Where the real profiles are is set out on booking a male escort.
Where to see the rest
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